Summer lifts, NBA stirs

Summer ended, we let it happen again. Someday we'll all band together to evaporate this ozone, for our sake I hope it happens in our lifetime.

It is finally cold outside (lame), leaves are turning colors other than green (gross, weird), and soon they'll be on the ground, crunching at my feet (sneeze). I don't enjoy September, it is completely filled with school nights and it only leads to October, when the sun begins to set sometime around noon.

Clearly, the NBA was meant to help ol' Kell-Bell make it to spring, which is why I appreciate NBA September for all it is. Absolutely nothing.

Join me for it.